I am a writer by night but a realtor by day. You know what that means?  Yes, I am broke, but that’s not all. I hear a lot of doorbells.  Home buyers like to turn on the faucets, flush the toilets, and ring the doorbell to see how they all work.  I thought I had heard all the doorbells there were to hear. I was wrong. Did you see the doorbell skit on Saturday Night Live at Christmas time? It’s been two months and my family is still imitating it. Think you’ve heard every door bell imaginable? Ding dong… play the clip.