That Poor Bride

This video is not really related to parenting and would probably be better served at a wedding blog but it is so delicious I just have to serve it up here.

We need comedy more than ever, don’t you think?  I, for one, currently find more value in laughter and encouragement, than tips and advice.  With all the rumors flying around about GM buying Chrysler and tens of thousands of Chrysler employees being let go, (Hubby is Chrysler employee) there is nothing more important to me than the power to stay positive and the motivation to keep going.  Whether you are stopping in to actually read the blog or just to drop your entrecard and generate traffic, I know you are feeling it too, to one degree or another.  I can tell by the comments I receive at my various blogs and the emails you send me that everyone has a story.  I think about you all when I write.

There are blogs I visit frequently that just make my day.  Sometimes for the humor and sometimes just because it seems like the author is speaking directly to me.  WooHoo!  Somebody “gets” me!  I don’t know what I can do to create that sense of “feel good” for my readers but I am thinking about it.  In the meantime I’m making a priority out of making you smile with the funny stuff I run across.

This particular video made me laugh so hard I cried.  My Son didn’t think it was that funny, and honestly, it shouldn’t be.  Wedding day mishaps suck.  The Bride has planned and primped and organized and spent money and prayed for perfection.  In a twisted way it is EXACTLY all that stuff that makes it so funny.  You KNOW the Bride and Groom laughed about it… eventually.  Why shouldn’t we?

What’s Up with Halloween Costumes?

jack-2.jpg Are Halloween costume choices becoming more provocative or am I just now noticing because my daughter is reaching the age of wearing them?

Granny M made the best costumes in the early days.  You can’t find kids costumes like that at the stores.  She did a mermaid for Sari one year that was so cute she was the center of attention at the pumpkin festival.  My favorite costume she made for Drew was the year he went as Jack Skellington, our all time favorite ghoul.  Drew’s bean pole stature made him a dead ringer for the tall and boney Pumpkin King, but he wasn’t crazy about the mask.  We have learned that for him, face make up is the best.

Sari and I went into the Halloween USA the other day and I was actually uncomfortable.  There are so many revealing and hootchie mama costumes that we had to be careful of what aisles we went down.  Of course she is so mesmorized by the spooky sounds and hovering creatures that she is not even noticing the naughty nurse’s skimpy uniform, but it’s disturbing all the same.

(Because I can’t fit into them anymore.)  I mean, it’s just disgusting and offensive. (I would give my pinkie toe to be able to wear that costume).  And it isn’t just the adult costumes.

Not so much an issue with the infant costumes and toddler costumes,  but some of the little girl and tweens costumes are ridiculous.  The skirts are too short for one thing.  Then the angle of every costume is “glam” or “punk” which means skimpy and trampy.  It’s not that I approve of blood and gore over skin and glamour, but it IS Halloween, afterall. We have a rule, you can be sweet and innocent or you can be dead.  That’s it.  You can be a precious twinkle fairy or you can be a dead bride.  Don’t even think about being a school girl.

Is it just me?  Am I becoming a fuddy duddy?  What do you think about this trend in vamping up our little vampires?  Or is it not a trend and is the same as it always has been?

Whatever the case, I found some great costumes on sale at Amazon.com.  Shipping is free on many of the Halloween costumes for kids and adults, including all the ones below!

A Moment of Clarity: I am NOT Cool.

Have you ever experienced a moment where you became painfully aware of your age in a way you had not before? Without thinking we often blame aches, pains, and body failures on age. “Oh I must be getting old.” But that’s not what I mean. I mean where you become aware that you not just older than your kids, but are not really as cool as you’ve fooled yourself into thinking all this time.

I had a moment like that this weekend.

Who watched the MTV video awards?

I have never stopped being in touch with music. I love all kinds. I have had very few “what in the world?” moments as new music and artists emerge. I am rarely shocked.

I missed the awards last year. Admittedly my musical expertise has decline since becoming a parent because I just don’t have the time to pay attention like I have in the past. But although I have not been on the cutting edge of music I have been able to catch up pretty quickly and enjoy what is being played.

This weekend I watched some of the awards and was bored out of my skull! It was only a highlight show, to be fair. But that makes it even worse. These were viewer rated favorite moments. I didn’t know ANYBODY! Where was Madonna? Where was Justin Timberlake? I did see that Paris Hilton was there but who cares? Is John Mayer no longer relevant? Cold Play? Panic at the Disco? I heard Brittney Spears was there but I didn’t see her. I did see Lindsay Lohan… that was a familiar face but I barely recognized her… and when was the last time she had a hit?

It wasn’t really the boredom that got me though. And here is the part that is going to really age me? Who is the Lil Wayne person? EVERYBODY loved him. Michael Phelps was even singing his praise. I watched his performances and I gotta tell ya… I didn’t get it. I was actually confused and trying to figure out what I was missing. And I’m not a prude! But I was all the more confused by the fact that someone who wears their pants BELOW their ass would be wearing Ralph Lauren undies instead of Calvin Klein. The whole experience was just very disturbing to me and I don’t know whether to immerse myself in MTV or to just accept that my hip time is done and move on.

You know, I honestly don’t even know where all these new artists have come from considering MTV doesn’t even play videos anymore.

So tell me, are you current with today’s music? And when did you first realize you might not be cool? Am I just an inch away from telling my kids to “turn down that rock and roll rubbish”?

Netflix for Books?

I love movies so my household was into Netflix very early on.  We eventually switched to Blockbuster, though, because of the option to use the store as well mail.  You know what else I love to do?  Read.  And I recently learned of a Netflix-like program that allows you to rent books to read. 

I suppose I watch movies more than I read just because I sometimes plop down on the couch exhausted with the tube in front of me.  It’s easy to drift off into sleep watching TV.  It’s even cozy.  Whereas falling asleep with a book means the lights got left on and you are going to wake up with paper cuts on your chin from where you were rubbing up against the pages. 

Nonetheless, I like to have books on hand to read.  For $15 a month you can have 3 books checked out at a time.  Bookswim pays for the shipping both ways and provides easy mailing supplies for your return. Bookswim also has that cool feature where you can build a wish list of books in your cue and the company automatically sends out the next one on the list upon return of the last book.   Fun, right?

I just bought some books to keep me busy for a month or so on our last Friday night outing to Waldenbooks but I put it on my calendar for November.  If you get a chance to try it first, please let us know what you think of the service!


I am curious how many people use the Netflix or Blockbuster movie rental service.  How do you feel about having the option available for books, as well? 

Where’s Andrew? Celebrating the Latest Where’s Waldo Book Release

img_1482.JPGThe Where’s Waldo books have been a favorite between Drew and me for as long as I can remember.  In the earliest days we snuggled up looked for the red and white striped illusive one before bed each night.  Later, when we had weekly doctor appointments we were thrilled to find a huge Where’s Waldo book in the waiting room.  Week after week the book calmed his nerves as we looked for Waldo and waited for our appointment. 

I was recently reminded of Waldo when I heard Drew yelling “Where’s Andrew?!” from his bedrom.  When I went to his room to see what was going on I was greeted by what you see in this picture.  He was immediately sorry for his genius when I ordered him to stay put while I found my camera.  Apparently his position was not very comfy.

I know everyone knows the Where’s Waldo series but  have you actuallly spent any time looking at any of the books.  They provide endless quiet time and wind down time for kids at the end of the day.  Kids love them alone or in your company.  You will get addicted too because unless you are familiar with them, you don’t realize how hard it is to find Waldo!

Well as luck would have it Waldo is easy to find today.  The newest book came out last week.  Here’s a link to it and some of the previous issues too. Good luck!

Silly Scary Halloween Pranks… Funny But Wrong?

img_1511.JPGHow do you draw the line when it comes to scaring your kids?  And just how damaging is it if you cross that line?

I grew up next door to a crazy Aunt who was constantly pulling pranks and lurking in her lilac bushes to jump out and scare me as I walked across the path from my house to hers.  Both she and my Mom enjoyed scary movies so I started watching those pretty early.  

The first book I ever checked out from the public library was Stephen King’s THE STAND.  I have to think I developed my love for the creepy from the early exposure from Mom and Aunt V.

As much as I  loved the scary stories I also became a total scaredy cat!  When I lived alone in my tiny apartment I had to fall asleep before midnight or I’d be up all night afraid.  By the time I was married with a husband working third shift I was sleeping with a butcher’s knife and a gun on my night stand.  The knife was dull and the gun was not loaded but they were to me as that dust cloud blanket was to PigPen… comforting.

Mom’s favorite holiday was Halloween.  I  never liked it because I didn’t get to go trick or treating much because Mom was a worrier.  AND she enjoyed dressing up so much to pass out candy that THAT became our tradition.  Now that she is gone I have taken her place.  I LOVE Halloween now.  Before I had kids I dressed up and scared the glow sticks off our trick or treaters.  MuAH Ha HA!

Recently, with the change in the weather and thinking of fall, I was trying to come up with article ideas about Halloween and I remembered about the time a family friend showed up frantic at our door with a small box in her hand pleading for help.  I was just a little girl but I was worried about her.  When she opened the box there was a bloody finger in it.  I screamed and ran.  Mom and Friend (Aunt D were you there too?) thought it was so funny.  How cruel. 

So I decided to try it out on my 8 year old the other day.  Hee hee.  Well if I was going to write an EHOW how-to article about it I had to make sure it worked, didn’t I?  Poor Sari.  She positively flipped her lid and ran her little body faster across the house than I have ever seen her move.  I wasn’t AS successful with my 12 year old Son… he didn’t quite buy into the prank but he wouldn’t come close to me either. 

It became a gag around our house for a couple of days and everyone seems to have recovered.  If you would like to know how to orchestrate the bloody finger in a box prank click  here to go to my instructions at EHow. 

With Halloween just around the corner I would LOVE to hear some of your best spooky family pranks.  I need some fresh ideas!

 

 

Friday DVD Review: Nim’s Island

It’s Friday already? Really? Well welcome to it and the Friday DVD review.

This is another Sari’s pick and she got it right again with this family adventure set on a beautiful island hidden from the rest of the world. If there was no other element to the story I would still be sold.

Nim and her Father are the model of happiness, love and respect. Respect for one another, for their island abode and for the creatures they share it with. The pair may dine of meal worms and make their own toys and gizmos but they are far from living primitively, using web searches and email to stay connected and in touch.

Nim doesn’t go to school. What she knows, and she knows plenty, she has learned from her Dad and the books he brings to the island, the internet, and the animals on the island.

Nim is a refreshing character in contrast to the usual cast of bumblers and trouble makers we are accustomed to. Take my favorite show “The Suite Life of Zack and Cody” for instance. Two cute loveable bumblers. We watch everyone in the cast taking their turn at screwing up, then doing the right thing in the end. This is good for kids to see so they know that nobody’s perfect and it’s never to late to right a wrong. But it sure was nice to see a strong, responsible character like Nim who can identify what needs to be done and take care of business right from the start. Not whine or try to weasel her way out of it. Ahhh refreshing indeed.

“Nim’s Island” is out on DVD now so if you would like to see how Nim works with her animal friends to ward off would be vacationers and enlists the help of her favorite author (played by Jodie Foster) to find her missing Father, rent it this weekend!

If you already know you love it, BUY IT right here from Blog Island. Cool right? I know, I’m getting very fancy over her. 

And if you just want a glimpse of what all the hububs about, I am attaching a video clip for you to enjoy. See how thoughtful I am? You’ll have to get your own popcorn though.
Enjoy!

The Friday Movie Review: Wall-E

Happy Friday!

Remember I gave thanks in my journal a few weeks ago for how much I enjoyed sitting on the back deck watching the kids giggling and jumping on the trampoline while sipping mojito with the fresh mint sprigs grown on my back deck.  That was a lovely night.  Something else I did that evening was plan out a schedule for Her Family Blog and came up with special features for it.  One day soon I hope to be thankful for IMPLEMENTING those plans!  :-)   One feature I had decided on was movie review Friday.  I am so glad today is Thursday so that I can write about the incredible movie we saw last night.  Wall-E.

Disney Pixar has hit another home run with this fresh and original story.  Before seeing the movie the title character reminded me of the heart warming character of my generation, E.T.  Although the characters are similar in that way, that is where the movie similarity ends. 

Wall-E is not an extra-terrestrial.  He is a robot, part of fleet of robots called ”Wall-E”s that were designed to compact trash and clean up planet earth while earth’s inhabitants enjoy a five year, all inclusive, tour of space.  

Seven hundred years passes and generations of people are born and pass on the space ship, each generation becoming more fat and complacent.  Something went wrong on earth preventing their return.  Eventually, this is the only life the people know.  There is no interest in returning to earth.

The man in charge of the earth’s clean up did a super job of inventing robots to squash the trash, but he neglected to put anything in charge of “looking after” the planet.  Eventually there is not a single piece of vegetation and no living creatures except one little bug whose best (only)friend is Wall-E, the last functioning trash compactor robot.  After 700 years Wall-E has developed quite a personality. 

Wall-E dreams of a place more than this desolate land covered in cubes of trash.  And through his collection of treasures he has saved over the years, he has evidence it exists.

Follow Wall-E along on his journey as he meets a girl, and goes on adventure through space with her to get the humans back on track to their lives of action and emotion, and their home that needs them.

How you learn so much about what the characters are thinking and feeling is testament to the wonderful minds at Disney Pixar once you realize the first two thirds of the movie has almost no words. 

Sari had been talking about seeing Wall-E for several months prior to its release and I am kind of sorry we waited so long to see it. Whether you have or have not yet seen Wall-E click on the widget up top for some Wall-E fun where you can do things like meet the characters, explore the space ship and even build your own bot! The kids will love it!

Have you seen Wall-E?  What do you think about a future spent on hover chairs, interacting only with monitors and sipping big gulp dinners?

 

 

 

Worried Mama, Fish n’ Kids & Scabby Hamster Tips

I am a little distracted.  I wrote a post which I realized too late that it cannot be posted until Thursday because the other post it references doesn’t come out until Wednesday.  Now I need something new but I am tired and my mind is elsewhere.  I was going to try and find a cute video or something.  OOOH!  In fact I will. “Charlie Bit My Finger.” It will cheer me up to watch it again.  But I also decided just to share Mama’s worries today.

My Fam is still at my Parent’s cabin up north.  They left Thursday night.  I have completed some good projects around the house and gotten some writing done so the time has been productive.  They were supposed to come home tonight but they decided to do some fishing expedition in the morning.  I am really excited for my Son to have this cool experience with Dad and Grandpa.  And did I mention they’re not coming home tonight?  Woohoo Yippeeeee! 

Listen, I work from home.  Hubby is off work.  Kids are off school.  We are all home all day every day in this little house that I think shrunk since June.  So don’t judge me until you’re squeezed in a cracker box with three other people while walking in my shoes. :-)

Here’s why I’m worried.  There is something wrong with Cheese, my hamster!  I am extra protective of him because when I went away last November, I found his twin brother Ham floating in the sump pump crock upon my return.  Go ahead and say it, “it’s just a hamster” but he trusted me and suffering is suffering.  SO anyway, I guess I overcompensate with Cheese.  Or Ham, whoever is left.  Did I mention they were twins?

I guess I didn’t set him up properly before we went to to Orlando. 

  • I ran out of the fluffy bedding so just before I left I used cedar chips to line his cage.  We had them on hand which saved me a trip to the pet shop and I thought that since we were going to be away and unable to clean out his messes, the cedar would provide a more pleasant aroma til we got back. 
  • We turned off the central air.  And by “we” I do not mean “I”.  “I” was unaware.  That’s all I’m saying.
  • I left the hammies home alone.  (we have a russian dwarf hamster named Mac, as well.  He is just a baby and they live separately)  Cheese is squirrely and get’s very nervous around people so I figured it would be less stressful on him if he could stay at his own house.  Plus, honestly, after the Ham tragedy, I didn’t trust anyone to lock the gate securely.  My Dad checked on them one day to make sure food and water were fresh and abundant.

A few days ago I noticed Cheese had some sores on his belly.  The next day I realized his belly was bare of fur.  I also figured out that he wasn’t super skinny because he’d lost weight, he had actually lost a lot of fur so he wasn’t puffy and fluffy!

I have some hamster antiseptic on hand from when Ham and Cheese used to fight and tear each other up.  But it’s not getting better.  I fact, there is one scab so big, soft, and thick looking that it looks like it is just going to pop off his tummy like a small child’s puzzle piece. 

TMI?

He keeps licking his wounds is part of the problem so it never dries up.  He has also developed 2 black knobs on his back.  Although, they could have been there all along but hidden by the fur. 

Guess what I found out.

  • Hamsters cannot tolerate sudden changes in temperature.  (he was hot and laying in his ceramic  dish to cool off when we got home.)
  • When hammies are hot they lose their fur.
  • Cedar chips have been known to kill small animals. 

Apparently the sharp cedar chips irritated his skin at a magnified degree due to the fact that his fur was thinning and he was hot.  He developed a rash and just itched his whole belly raw. I put some neosporin on today.  I want him to get better for sure but I do not want to be around when that scab falls off. 

If anybody reading has a hamster, learn from my mistake… no wood chips and leave the air conditioning on!

 With that, I leave you Charlie!

Scratch that.  Charlie’s video can’t be embedded so I’ll give you Kassie the monster fighter instead!  Enjoy!

Good Clean Family Fun with Kid Rock… Wait, What?!

Regardless of varying musical genre preferences, we Michiganders love our Kid Rock.  We are proud of our Eminem too but we don’t need a parental advisory label to tell us that once you have kids in the house your days of listening to the Marshall Mathers Show are over.  Kid too has a wild side, for sure.  But these days his music and good old boy demeanor conjure up good times and happy feelings of remember when.  It was watching one of his videos though, that I had another one of those, “oh my gosh I’m a parent now!” moments, and went from nostalgic to “square” in the matter of a second.

Have you heard Kid’s “All Summer Long”?  I drift off into happy land whenever I hear it.  I was proud of my 12 year old who recognized and pointed out the “Sweet Home Alabama” sampling.  (My kids are familiar with that song because Reese Witherspoon’s movie of the same name is one of our favorite chick flicks.)  Add to everything else the mention of “Northern Michigan” in the song and it becomes a family classic.  (My kids are up north at the lake with Grandma and Grandpa right now, in fact!)

So you get it, right?  The song talks to us.  We sing it together, we bond as a family.  The one bit of discomfort is the line about “smoking” funny things.  But my daughter immediately changed it to “singing” funny things before I had to decide how to censor.  Problem solved. 

Singing, dancing, bonding, good family times.

One day last week we caught the video.  You know how hard it is to actually see a video on the MTV right?  But I think we caught a countdown show or something.  Anyway, everyone flocked to the tv to see it.  Seriously we are all singing and got a little bounce going because this song has created this moment of joy that surrounds it every time we hear it.   We can really relate to Kid driving the boat on the lake in Michigan, wind whipping through his hair, happy, and singing.

I see Hubby, he’s smiling.  Gone from his mind for three minutes are the worries of bills and his job security in the auto industry.  What a great video.

I am always talking about enjoying the tiny moments… here are a few of my favorite lyrics.

  • 1989 in Northern Michigan.  Me and Hubby were fresh into our 20s hanging out at the cabin every weekend.
  • no internet.  You forget there was a time we didn’t have it!
  • whiskey out the bottle Don’t tell my Dad.
  • catching walleye off the dock… omg you have to be from Michigan to get that, right?
  • when the leaves begin to change… another instance of Michigan beauty.  They actually have “color tours” it is such an amazing sight.

I actually feel like a teenager seeing the young couple boating and playing and smooching it up at the lake, surrounded by all their friends. We actually commented about what good clean fun it was.   Drinking beer.  Dancing on the stripper pole.  We’re all humming and smiling.

It wasn’t immediate is the funny thing, my realization that this song and video were INAPPROPIATE! (not a typo, there.  That’s how my daughter says it)  I remember looking at the song title that they display at the end of the video and the whole video suddenly rewound in my head!   I looked at Hubby whose contorted face told me he was having the same realization.  The kids were still smiling and singing. 

I scooted the kids away and told hubby, “good clean fun my ass!  I will lock my daughter in a tower if I see her dancing in a bikini with her friends around the campfire at night with a “red plastic cup” in her hand!”  In one instant the images went from “good clean fun” to “unacceptable behavior”.  Isn’t that funny how our attitudes change?

In all other areas besides entertainment my parental censors come on beforehand.  But I guess because I am so open minded when it comes to arts and entertainment that my parental advisory is a little delayed. 

Check out the video below and get lost in the good vibe, then remind yourself that your kids are soon going to be teenagers.  It’s brutal!  Tell me what you think.